Please raise your right hand and repeat after me:
"I will not wear holiday sweaters this or any future year.
I will not voluntarily assassinate my own style.
I realize I am over the age of 5 and will not attempt to dress like my toddler.
I will not offend the eyes of my fellow joyous citizens who I may pass by.
Should I be lucky enough to reach an old age when I am dressed by someone else,
and that someone attempts to dress me in a holiday sweater,
I will protest to my last breath.
And whack them with my cane."
By the way, if you want to have a little fun, check out virtual holiday sweaters. Spread some joy with a little competition to see who can come up with the ugliest design!